Total Medals Earned: 1,620 (From 269 different games.) Total Medal Score: 22,745 Points
Medals Earned: 6/6 (215/215 points)
Collect 5 Stars
Collect 15 Stars
Collect 35 Stars
Collect 65 Stars
Collect 108 Stars
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Be cheated for the first time
As if being cheated once weren't enough
You're really gullible... cheated thrice, really?
Medals Earned: 1/15 (25/500 points)
Finish World 1.
Get the medal on the tutorial stage.
Unlock the annoying but gently soothing rotating jump.
Finish World 3.
Unlock the Jukebox.
Finish World 2.
Unlock the loooooooooooooooong trail.
Unlock the funny-looking tileset.
Medals Earned: 8/8 (365/365 points)
Boss #1
Boss #2
Boss #3
Crash the game... and your computer?
Boss #5
Boss #4
Boss #6
Medals Earned: 6/7 (290/340 points)
Kill 10 enemies.
Get 10 headshots
Kill 100 enemies
Get 50 headshots
Finish all 10 missions
Medals Earned: 1/6 (25/145 points)
You completed the tutorial!
This game sux!!!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/210 points)
there is a way out
the eighth color
Medals Earned: 8/8 (415/415 points)
touch enemy or spike... not sooo clever!
kill the first enemy!
That's the way things work!
mastered the first floor!
found a gun!
kill the Evil End Boss!
maximum level experience!
Medals Earned: 9/28 (105/500 points)
Reach a Score per unit time of 800
Reach a Score per unit time of 300
Reach a score of 1000
Reach a length of 200
Reach a length of 50
Reach a score of 100k
Reach a score of 10k
Reach a Score per unit time of 1500
Reach a score of 500K
Reach a score of 500
Reach a score of 5000
Reach a length of 100
Make the screen shake for more than 2.5 seconds
Reach a length of 300
Reach a length of 500
Reach a length of 400
Reach a Score per unit time of 2400
Reach a length of 600
Reach a score of 1 Million
Reach a length of 650
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/40 points)
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
You might earn this for winning her affection.
That should have been obvious from the start.